Hello fellow bloggers.
I am about to lose my virginity, my blogger virginity that is!
My favourite blogger and personal hero Saviabella suggested I try it. She said I would like it, (and her Rock Chick recommend was spot on, and she knows how to suggest deodorant, so I knew she would steer me in the right direction!)
I made a joke that I already had a Blogger name. "Freak Magnet" I said... It seemed super-hero like. but alas, it was taken.
She suggested an alternative that was so much more girlie. Freakmagnette
I loved it.
Kind of like Smurfette, only freakier and more magnetic.
It was perfect.
So HELLO out there in Blog Land. Nice to meet you!
I am still not sure if my blog will be blogger-worthy, but I am certainly willing to give it a try.
I guess the first order of business would be to tell you a little bit about myself.
Ms. Freakmagnette is:
38 years old
I live with my cat.
Technology scares me, but fascinates me at the same time
yup...I'm sounding pretty hot right now.
and yes, I have realized the above description sounds like one of those ads I have spotted on the dating websites. (I have looked...for entertainment purposes only.. but that is an entirely different blog topic)
It is so unfair .....a single man in his 30's = a distinguished playboy hottie
single woman =. sad , pathetic. lonely . loser.
People are always making comments like:
"Why are you single"
"are you TOO picky"
"the right one will come along"
"you need to wear more revealing clothes to attract men"
"go to chapt&rs or the grocery store...those are good places to meet guys"
arrrgh....can the single gal can give similar unsolicited advice to her married friends?
If I was brave enough I would say things like:
"Get your spouses ass off the couch"
"Why are you not picky ENOUGH"
"Did you marry for the money?"
"Why did YOU get a great catch and I am swimming in the dating pool with the poop-sucking fishes???"
but that is just my inner rage writing.
Did I mention I am bitter?
Maybe it is just the influence of the full moon.